Saturday, July 30, 2005
Not to Be Outdone.....
If there's something the Globex Corporation (the parent company of the BOJ News Service) despises, it's being outdone by other blogs. I've noticed that Clean Cut Kid has been selling T-shirts for some time and SD Watch has just opened their Purchase-a-Torium (I like the name better than Ear-O-Matic, but, to quote Homer Simpson, "Good things end in -mania or -teria"),
So BOJ News Service is a bit behind the curve on this one, though only a problem with the printer has prevented the Stephanie Herseth Cheerleader Calendar from being on the shelves already. The Globex Corporation is light-years ahead of the other blogs in getting our corporate identity out there, though.
We've been trying to get our name out in shopping malls......
Backing that Formula One racing team was extermely high profile. Yeah, it was spendy, but worth every cent....
And we've all seen the world famous Globex blimp at sporting events around the country.....
Some thought the billboard campaign was a little heavy-handed, though....
Of course you can also find my independant label release in cut-out bins at a record store near you....
So BOJ News Service is a bit behind the curve on this one, though only a problem with the printer has prevented the Stephanie Herseth Cheerleader Calendar from being on the shelves already. The Globex Corporation is light-years ahead of the other blogs in getting our corporate identity out there, though.
We've been trying to get our name out in shopping malls......
Backing that Formula One racing team was extermely high profile. Yeah, it was spendy, but worth every cent....
And we've all seen the world famous Globex blimp at sporting events around the country.....
Some thought the billboard campaign was a little heavy-handed, though....
Of course you can also find my independant label release in cut-out bins at a record store near you....
Friday, July 29, 2005
Ear-O-Matic Makes a Move!
First Bill Frist writes a letter to BRAC Commissioners urging them to reconsider their position on Ellsworth AFB. Today Celeste Calvitto of the Rapid City Journal reports that backers of Ellsworth think the base may be getting close to a 50-50 chance of getting removed from the closure list. Now Frist breaks from the President on Stem Cell Research, allowing Thune to still support the President on this issue.
What's it all mean? What do I know, I'm just a guy who likes to make funny pictures. Still, I got up this morning feeling better about Ellsworth's chances and thought the Ear-O-Matic should make a move. Oh, I consulted the crack staff of scientists and statisticians at the Globex Corporation first, but in the end, Thune's hand is closer to Bush's ear. That's what really matters.
What's it all mean? What do I know, I'm just a guy who likes to make funny pictures. Still, I got up this morning feeling better about Ellsworth's chances and thought the Ear-O-Matic should make a move. Oh, I consulted the crack staff of scientists and statisticians at the Globex Corporation first, but in the end, Thune's hand is closer to Bush's ear. That's what really matters.
Thursday, July 28, 2005
...And In The World of Sports....
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
The Bush-Thune Ear-O-Matic
Follow the progress of Senator Thune's quest to actually have the President's ear on BOJ News Service's exclusive Bush-Thune Ear-O-Matic! Advanced, space age technology allows the crack scientists and statisticians at BOJ News Service to accurately measure changes in Senator Thune's progress.
Be sure to check back with BOJ News Service, the Bush-Thune Ear-O-Matic will be updated as conditions warrant.
....and if anyone can come up with a better name than Ear-O-Matic, please let us know.....
Note. The Ear-O-Matic link isn't designed to take you anywhere, that's simply the easiest way for me to put an image on this site. Senator Thune's arm will move closer to or further from the President's ear as conditions change. Hey, I hope it get's all the way to his ear. This is my hometown we're talking about......
Be sure to check back with BOJ News Service, the Bush-Thune Ear-O-Matic will be updated as conditions warrant.
....and if anyone can come up with a better name than Ear-O-Matic, please let us know.....
Note. The Ear-O-Matic link isn't designed to take you anywhere, that's simply the easiest way for me to put an image on this site. Senator Thune's arm will move closer to or further from the President's ear as conditions change. Hey, I hope it get's all the way to his ear. This is my hometown we're talking about......
Just a preview of what you'll see at BOJ Classic, your source for tired, worn-out, quasi-political humor. That's right, you can relive those days when the "pull my finger" gag was actually funny....
Labels: Pull My Finger - Classic BOJ
Monday, July 25, 2005
Keep on Cheerin'! It's funny how, as creator of this crap, you will enjoy some projects more than others. This is sort of addictive.....
Labels: Herseth as a Cheerleader
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Who knew?
No real political message here, just thought it would be funny.
Thursday, July 21, 2005
"Give Me an 'L'!"
I enjoyed it so much last time, I couldn't resist doing it again. 2006 Stephanie Herseth Cheerleader Calendars should avaliable sometime in November. Place your order today!
Labels: Herseth as a Cheerleader
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Bush Takes a Cavalier Attitude Toward the Rove Scandal
I can't help myself, if a Hillbilly says to do something, I do it. Thanks for the great idea, Sibby.....
Labels: Herseth as a Cheerleader
A new strategy...
In his most recent attempt to save Ellsworth Air Force Base, Sen. Thune offers to be Donald Rumsfeld's "foul mouthed side-kick."
"I'm almost positive this will work", claims Thune. When asked what would happen if he's wrong, Thune replied, "In the unlikely event my plan fails, I'll promise Rumsfeld the secret to One-Eye'd Willy's rich stuff in trade for Ellsworth."
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
One of us!
Those boys stop at nothing to get who they want, gubba, gabba, gubba, gabba!
Monday, July 18, 2005
Sunday, July 17, 2005
How could we forget John and Karl's musical endeavor Johnny SomeOne. Sorry about the rest of you, but this is just hilarious to me a particular group of close friends. My sincerest apologies to the two men in the photo and to That One Guy who checks out this site regularly......
Friday, July 15, 2005
....And who can forget the time Rove and his "Little Buddy" went on that ill-fated three hour tour? "The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed....."
Thursday, July 14, 2005
John Thune/Karl Rove connection? How could we forget the years they spent together, entertaining us all as members of "The Rat Pack"?
Monday, July 11, 2005
Saturday, July 09, 2005
The problem with putting a mask here is that I feel the need to tell you who's under the mask..... Oh, you've probably figured it out by now....
Special Thanks to "25 Cent" at Mt. Blogmore (Comment #8). Why didn't I think of that, Kimosabe?
Friday, July 08, 2005
Good thing he had that ear, otherwise we'd be in real trouble......
Thursday, July 07, 2005
A native of the African continent, George felt it was his duty to protest social and economic inequity...
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Friday, July 01, 2005
BOJ News Service Takes a Moment to Pay the Bills.....
